Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Groucho Marx

I sent the club a wire stating, "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.

- All from Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx

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